Post by Catgirl the Crazy on Aug 20, 2005 20:04:20 GMT -5
The Warrior of Oz
By Catgirl the Crazy
Chapter One: Say What?
Catgirl: Once upon a time, in ThunderClan territory, there lived a young cat named Leafpaw. She lived with her Aunt Brightheart and Uncle Cloudtail, and her little sister, Squirrelpaw.
Squirrelpaw: *Flies across the room* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *crash*
Leafpaw: …
Cloudtail: *Runs around ThunderClan like a maniac* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Run for your lives! The tornados are coming! *Runs into warriors den for safety*
Brightheart: *Runs around Cloudtail like a maniac* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! The marshmallows are coming!!!!!!! Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs into the Highrock. Literally.* Ouchies…
Squirrelpaw: *Looks outside the camp, then bounces up and down likes a maniac* Yay! The marshmallow shaped tornados are coming. Maybe we can be friends!!!! *bounces out of the camp*
Leafpaw: *Looks outside to see where Squirrelpaw went and sees twenty or so marshmallow shaped tornadoes*
Squirrelpaw: *Bounces up to one of the marshmallow shaped tornados* Hi let’s be friends!!!
Marshmallow shaped tornado: *Picks her up and throws her towards the river*
Leafpaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *Bounds up to the marshmallow shaped tornado*
Marshmallow shaped tornado: *Picks her up and throws her towards the river*
Feathertail: How can a marshmallow shaped tornado throw something? I mean, they don’t have arms!
Catgirl: I’ve written weirder.
Feathertail: But it’s not realistic.
Catgirl: It’s a parody fic you moron. And for criticizing the All Powerful Author, you will SUFFER!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*Two hours later*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Looks around* Hey, where’d Feathertail go?
Stormfur: She went that-a-way *Points*
Feathertail: *Offscreen* Some brother you are, you little @*!&!!
Catgirl: *Goes off screen and comes back dragging Feathertail.
Feathertail: Let go of me you little $^%#!!
Catgirl: Sure, when I’ve punished you. *Scribbles something on a piece of paper*
Feathertail: *Dissapears*
Stormfur: What’re you gonna do to her?
Catgirl: I’m making her watch Barney for two months straight.
All: *Gasp in horror*
Off in the distance: *Feathertail’s screams of agony are heard*
Catgirl: Anyone else? *Glares at everyone*
All: No.
Catgirl: Good. Now that THAT’S settled, let’s get back to the story.
Squirrrelpaw: *Is flying through the air* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oo, look a bunny! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Lands*
Leafpaw: *Is flying through the air while reading How to Deal with Catnip Addiction* Oooooooooooo!!! An island!! * Lands*
Spottedleaf: Are you a good medicine cat or a bad medicine cat?
Leafpaw: Say what?
Spottedleaf: *Harps play and birds sing* I said, are you a good medicine cat or a bad medicine cat?
Leafpaw: I’m not a medicine cat. What makes you say that I am?
Spottedleaf: Because SHE *Points at Squirrelpaw, whose chasing her tail* landed on the Wicked Warrior of RiverClan *Points at a flattened Darkstripe* and killed him. Since she *Points at Squirrelpaw again* is obviously not a medicine cat, you must be the one who threw her.
Leafpaw: I didn’t. The marshmallow shaped tornado did.
Spottedleaf: All hail the marshmallow shaped tornados!!!
All the RiverClan Warriors: HAIL!!!
Leafpaw: Erm… Ok then..
Tigerstar: *Appears out of thin air* *Dundundun*
All of RiverClan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! IT’S THE WICKED WARRIOR OF SHADOWCLAN!!!!!!!!!! *Dundundun* *They scatter*
Squirrelpaw: The what?
Tigerstar: I am the Wicked Warrior of ShadowClan!!!*Dundundun* Who killed my brother?!?!
All the RiverClan cats: *Points at Leafpaw and Squirrelpaw*
Leafpaw: Eeep…
Spottedleaf: You can’t kill her.
Tigerstar: Why not?
Spottedleaf: Cuz she has the CLAWS OF OWL PELLETS!! *Thunderclap is heard as she points towards the CLAWS OF OWL PELLETS that Leafpaw had swiped from Darkstripe’s body when no one was looking*
Tigerstar: What?! Those belonged to my brother!!! I can’t get them now, but I will some day!!! *Vanishes**Dundundun*
Squirrelpaw: Ummmm, ok then…
Leafpaw: That was weird… Anyways how do you get to ThunderClan territory from here?
Spottedleaf: Say what?
Leafpaw: HOW DO YOU GET TO THUNDERCLAN TERRITORY FROM HERE?!?!
Spottedleaf: I’ve never heard of ThunderClan Territory before, but the Warrior of Oz *Trumpets blare* will know what to do!!!
Squirrelpaw: Say what?
Spottedleaf: The Warrior of Oz. *Trumpets blare*
Stormfur: What IS it with the author and sound effects?!
Catgirl: *Waves paper and pencil threateningly* Remember what happened to Feathertail?! *Feathertail’s distant screams of agony are heard*
Stormfur: Never mind…
Tawnypelt: I have a question.
Catgirl: *Grouchily* Yes?
Tawnypelt: How can Feathertail, Spottedleaf and Tigerstar be in this fic?! They’re dead!
Catgirl: Your point being?
Tawnypelt: It’s not possible!
Catgirl: Your point being?
Tawnypelt: That is my point!
Catgirl: Your point being?
Tawnypelt: Ugh!!! *Stalks off*
Catgirl: To answer her question, I used my author powers to bring them back from the dead.
Stormfur: Then what was the point of that last scene?!
Catgirl: To annoy Tawnypelt.
Stormfur: Why?!
Catgirl: Cuz it’s fun.
Stormfur: Urgh. *Stalks off after Tawnypelt*
Leafpaw: ANYWAYS, how do you get to this Warrior of Oz.
Squirrelpaw: *Drools in the background*
Spottedleaf: He lives at Fourtrees. To get there, just follow the Yellow Sick River *Point at a river filled with yellow vomit (Or “sick” as they call it in England)*
Leafpaw: Ok! *She and Squirrellpaw follow the Yellow Sick River towards Fourtrees*
To be continued…
Authors Challenge: Whoever correctly guesses who will play the Cowardly Lion first will guess star in the next chapter.
By Catgirl the Crazy
Chapter One: Say What?
Catgirl: Once upon a time, in ThunderClan territory, there lived a young cat named Leafpaw. She lived with her Aunt Brightheart and Uncle Cloudtail, and her little sister, Squirrelpaw.
Squirrelpaw: *Flies across the room* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *crash*
Leafpaw: …
Cloudtail: *Runs around ThunderClan like a maniac* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Run for your lives! The tornados are coming! *Runs into warriors den for safety*
Brightheart: *Runs around Cloudtail like a maniac* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! The marshmallows are coming!!!!!!! Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs into the Highrock. Literally.* Ouchies…
Squirrelpaw: *Looks outside the camp, then bounces up and down likes a maniac* Yay! The marshmallow shaped tornados are coming. Maybe we can be friends!!!! *bounces out of the camp*
Leafpaw: *Looks outside to see where Squirrelpaw went and sees twenty or so marshmallow shaped tornadoes*
Squirrelpaw: *Bounces up to one of the marshmallow shaped tornados* Hi let’s be friends!!!
Marshmallow shaped tornado: *Picks her up and throws her towards the river*
Leafpaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *Bounds up to the marshmallow shaped tornado*
Marshmallow shaped tornado: *Picks her up and throws her towards the river*
Feathertail: How can a marshmallow shaped tornado throw something? I mean, they don’t have arms!
Catgirl: I’ve written weirder.
Feathertail: But it’s not realistic.
Catgirl: It’s a parody fic you moron. And for criticizing the All Powerful Author, you will SUFFER!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*Two hours later*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Looks around* Hey, where’d Feathertail go?
Stormfur: She went that-a-way *Points*
Feathertail: *Offscreen* Some brother you are, you little @*!&!!
Catgirl: *Goes off screen and comes back dragging Feathertail.
Feathertail: Let go of me you little $^%#!!
Catgirl: Sure, when I’ve punished you. *Scribbles something on a piece of paper*
Feathertail: *Dissapears*
Stormfur: What’re you gonna do to her?
Catgirl: I’m making her watch Barney for two months straight.
All: *Gasp in horror*
Off in the distance: *Feathertail’s screams of agony are heard*
Catgirl: Anyone else? *Glares at everyone*
All: No.
Catgirl: Good. Now that THAT’S settled, let’s get back to the story.
Squirrrelpaw: *Is flying through the air* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oo, look a bunny! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Lands*
Leafpaw: *Is flying through the air while reading How to Deal with Catnip Addiction* Oooooooooooo!!! An island!! * Lands*
Spottedleaf: Are you a good medicine cat or a bad medicine cat?
Leafpaw: Say what?
Spottedleaf: *Harps play and birds sing* I said, are you a good medicine cat or a bad medicine cat?
Leafpaw: I’m not a medicine cat. What makes you say that I am?
Spottedleaf: Because SHE *Points at Squirrelpaw, whose chasing her tail* landed on the Wicked Warrior of RiverClan *Points at a flattened Darkstripe* and killed him. Since she *Points at Squirrelpaw again* is obviously not a medicine cat, you must be the one who threw her.
Leafpaw: I didn’t. The marshmallow shaped tornado did.
Spottedleaf: All hail the marshmallow shaped tornados!!!
All the RiverClan Warriors: HAIL!!!
Leafpaw: Erm… Ok then..
Tigerstar: *Appears out of thin air* *Dundundun*
All of RiverClan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! IT’S THE WICKED WARRIOR OF SHADOWCLAN!!!!!!!!!! *Dundundun* *They scatter*
Squirrelpaw: The what?
Tigerstar: I am the Wicked Warrior of ShadowClan!!!*Dundundun* Who killed my brother?!?!
All the RiverClan cats: *Points at Leafpaw and Squirrelpaw*
Leafpaw: Eeep…
Spottedleaf: You can’t kill her.
Tigerstar: Why not?
Spottedleaf: Cuz she has the CLAWS OF OWL PELLETS!! *Thunderclap is heard as she points towards the CLAWS OF OWL PELLETS that Leafpaw had swiped from Darkstripe’s body when no one was looking*
Tigerstar: What?! Those belonged to my brother!!! I can’t get them now, but I will some day!!! *Vanishes**Dundundun*
Squirrelpaw: Ummmm, ok then…
Leafpaw: That was weird… Anyways how do you get to ThunderClan territory from here?
Spottedleaf: Say what?
Leafpaw: HOW DO YOU GET TO THUNDERCLAN TERRITORY FROM HERE?!?!
Spottedleaf: I’ve never heard of ThunderClan Territory before, but the Warrior of Oz *Trumpets blare* will know what to do!!!
Squirrelpaw: Say what?
Spottedleaf: The Warrior of Oz. *Trumpets blare*
Stormfur: What IS it with the author and sound effects?!
Catgirl: *Waves paper and pencil threateningly* Remember what happened to Feathertail?! *Feathertail’s distant screams of agony are heard*
Stormfur: Never mind…
Tawnypelt: I have a question.
Catgirl: *Grouchily* Yes?
Tawnypelt: How can Feathertail, Spottedleaf and Tigerstar be in this fic?! They’re dead!
Catgirl: Your point being?
Tawnypelt: It’s not possible!
Catgirl: Your point being?
Tawnypelt: That is my point!
Catgirl: Your point being?
Tawnypelt: Ugh!!! *Stalks off*
Catgirl: To answer her question, I used my author powers to bring them back from the dead.
Stormfur: Then what was the point of that last scene?!
Catgirl: To annoy Tawnypelt.
Stormfur: Why?!
Catgirl: Cuz it’s fun.
Stormfur: Urgh. *Stalks off after Tawnypelt*
Leafpaw: ANYWAYS, how do you get to this Warrior of Oz.
Squirrelpaw: *Drools in the background*
Spottedleaf: He lives at Fourtrees. To get there, just follow the Yellow Sick River *Point at a river filled with yellow vomit (Or “sick” as they call it in England)*
Leafpaw: Ok! *She and Squirrellpaw follow the Yellow Sick River towards Fourtrees*
To be continued…
Authors Challenge: Whoever correctly guesses who will play the Cowardly Lion first will guess star in the next chapter.